The "Corrupt A Wish" game.

Granted but as ur attempt to control it lightning strikes you and you die.


I wish i could manipulate the world with my thoughts.

Granted but your brain starts expanding and blows up.

I wish I was strong enough to break a huge brick wall just by flicking it.

Granted but all your bones break after flicking it.


i wish i was dumb

Granted, but then you fall down a flight a stairs, get hit by a car and a plane smashes into you.

I wish I was smarter.

granted but your wish only lasts 30 seconds

i wish no one could corrupt this wish

Granted but little did you know my nickname is "No one" so.. You died after you wished this XD

I wish everybody loved me.

Granted but they only loved you because of your brain and you get in a car accident and become stupid

I wish I was an undestroyable piece of paper.

Granted but then you get put away in a filing cabinet and never brought out again.

I wish to be excalibur!

Granted but you got stuck in a stone for eternity

I wish the next person to post was smart

Granted but he gets thrown down a seemingly endless hole which will eventually lead to his death.

I wish the next person to post was dirt.

Granted but it was Joe Dirt and he got banned and had me post instead

I wish the next person was unable to corrupt my wish

granted but im not the next person he died and told me to corrupt it instead

i wish i was able to fly

Granted but then you fly too high and you get shot down for being in restricted air space.

I wish I was a neko.

Granted but i am part of a neko hunting party and hunt you down and kill you.

I wish i was a un-corrupted Dragon

granted but then someone corrupted you

i wish i was always right

Granted but knowledge was updated and your information became wrong

I wish I was caught up

Granted but you fell behind again.


I wish i was a Dragoon from legend of the dragoon that had armor that protected me from corrupted grants.

Granted but you weren't high enough level to withstand the grant.

I wish I was a Greek God

granted but you were the god that was cast out and stripped of his immortality and his powers

i wish i haad a cult dedicated to my happiness with at least 10 members

Granted but it was a suicide cult and they killed you first so you can be happy in heaven

I wish the world had pokemon

(i wish that too so its sad to corrupt) granted but then they all have an uncureable disease and all die from it

i wish i had a pet trapinch

Granted but is spontaneously combusted due to unknown circumstances

I wish we were playing tag and I was it

granted but then everyone quit before you could tag them and they ignored you for the rest of your life

i wish i could eat sunshine

Granted but you get cancer from the uv rays of the sun
(sorry if it sounds mean)

I wish Giantstorm would get back into this game.

Granted but then I leave right after this post

I wish I would never die ever!