The "Corrupt A Wish" game.

Granted but u become lonely and everyone ignores you


I wish i was a hurricane

Granted but then a "GiantStorm" came by and took control of you,

I wish I was inside the gaming world just like Wreck it Ralph!

Granted but they kicked you out for bad skills.



I wish i was not sick

Granted but you have to go back to school

I wish I was paid for doing nothing

granted but then you were fired because you were breathing on the job.

i wish i had an avogadro's number of standardized us dollars

Granted but a Mole stole it

I wished I could time travel with complete control of the space time continuum

granted but you lost concentration and teleported into lava

i wish i could eat anything without negative effects

Granted but you ate something too good and became addicted and died of withdrawl

I wish my character lost the duel with Ash

granted but it was because you never replied or attacked

I wish i could run as fast as sonic

Granted but since your not as strong as him, when you trip and fall your face smashes onto the concrete ground and a safe falls onto you. But you climb out of the safe like nothing happened and say "Wow that was a close one!" And then you get shot. But then you get up and say "Wow that was a close one!" And then you get hit by a truck. But you get up and say, "Wow that was a close one!" And then a giant banana falls from the sky and crushes you. But then you burst out of it and say, " Wow that was a close one!" And a guy walks up from behind you, taps you on the shoulder and you fall over dead.

I wish I could understand what I just Granted. XD

Granted but it was too much for you to handle so you were admitted to a mental institution in Russia where there are no padded walls

I wish I can haz three more wishes

Granted but the other three wishes never came true.

I wish my life was like the sims.

granted but your every movement is controlled by Dresden
i wish for a non poisonous delicious doughnut that could not kill me in any way

Granted but a monster smells the donut and eats you because you ate the donut

I wish I was an overworked immortal genie

Granted but your owner soon lets you free and your now happy.
i wish for a pony .-.

Granted but it was a giant man-eating pony

I wish the people who keep making corrupting my wishes didn't get their wishes granted

(On a side note... I think I won. I get to be free and happy)

granted but someone around teh world un wishes that before you wished it
i wish that i had a wish

(side note... you did not win cause you got the opposite of what you wished for.)

Granted but you used on accident and it was wasted

I wish could be the wisest person ever

Granted but you become so wise that you push away all humans, thus starving to death after a miserable few weeks without a reliable food source.

I wish I had futuristic technology.

Granted but it was sentient and tried to destroy the world.

I wish I had good grades in college.

Granted but instead of you actually getting the good grades yourself you'd actually swap grades with someone else, but there was a mix up and instead you got my bad grades which brought your grade even lower then what they originally were.

I wish I had the best coding/programming skills in the entire world and the world to come.

Granted but you program a complex program and it takes to much memory causing the whole internet to self destruct

I wish I had a pet dragon who would protect me and never hurt me