The "Corrupt A Wish" game.

Granted but then you get mistaken for batman



I wish I could control time

Granted but then you bring something from the Future to the Present and it comes into contact with itself and everything is sucked into a blackhole. THE END!

I wish I could be in a video game, preferably a role playing game.

Kayla_Neko wrote:Granted, but you were hunted by Bandoh(I hate him >.<)

Just realized my post was a fail lol xD

I wish I can be better at martial arts :3

ganted but you caan only do martial artts in yourr sleep XD

i wish i could teleport

Granted but then you teleported into your parents bedroom while they were doing the nasty and were scared for life!

I wish I was in minecraft!

granted but jusst as you get there a creeper explodes next to you game over

ps my parents r seperated...

i wish i could read minds

Granted but you hear things u dont want to hear and people could read your mind,


I wish i had a better laptop with nothing wrong with it.

granted but then you got a random virus and never worked again

i wish i had an mp3 player

Granted but it was stolen from someone at four county the day after you got it.

I wish I was the Grim Reaper!

granted but the day you finally get it the old guy comes out of retirement and takes the job back

i wish i had zangetsu

Granted but it doesn't work, it only works for ichigo!

I wish I had a pet shark.

granted but then it eats you

i wish i was a soul reaper aka shinigami (From Bleach)

Granted but you have very little skill and get killed

i wish no one would post after this

Granted but I am god so I posted anyways

I wish I was a master at Martial Arts!

Granted but you can only use it on flys
i wish i could count to infinity

Granted but after you get to number, 51,795,975,278,854,626,319,765,849,736,594,879,341,849,765,597,846,596,784,958,795,579,557 Your brain overloads and you die.

I wish I was a Mage.

Granted but your magic always fires back because you didnt pay attention to your incantations

i wish i had a sentient weapon

granted but you become evil and destroy everthing and you realize this afterwards and kill yourself

i wish i could have the perfect french fry to eat

Granted but then a fat lady swooshes down from the sky grabs it with her teeth and fly's away, lol.

I wish I was a soda.

granted but someone drinks you you become pee o.o
i wish i had super speed

granted but you become unable to stop or slow down unless you run into something

I wish i had the ability to read minds........(girls are craazy)

Granted but the mafia kills you because you read theirs

I wish I had no problems

Granted but then 10 secs later an ISSUE appears out of no where.

I wish I could grab a rock as big as the Empire State Building and Throw it at Gene, ending his life -.-

Wish granted you grab it but you cant lift it its too heavy

i wish that in no way this wish could backfire and be corrupted

Wish granted but then the world ceases to exist

I wish I was superhuman